1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments
1.COWS Isn't it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the State of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
2. THE CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we are not using it anymore.
3. THE 10 COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we cannot have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery 'and' Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians . . . . It creates a hostile work environment.
3 things to ponder
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Re: 3 things to ponder
I would laugh if it wasn't all so true! ---bil
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The only thing that helps me maintain my slender grip on reality is the friendship I share with my collection of singing potatoes.
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Re: 3 things to ponder
These 3 things need to be thought about as the elections are coming up. Who do you want to vote for that thinks about these 3 things.......
I'm voting in the elections how about you.
Later 42rocker
I'm voting in the elections how about you.
Later 42rocker