An Amish farmer, walking through his field, notices a man drinking from
His pond with his hand.
The Amish man shouts: 'Trink das Wasser nicht. Die Kuhen haben dahin
Gesheissen.' Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows have s--t in it.'
The man shouts back: 'I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your gibberish. Speak English, infidel!'
The Amish man says: 'Use two hands. You'll get more.'
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